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How to avoid a speeding ticket

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer : May I see your driver's license ? 

Driver : I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my ticket for driving while drunk. 

Officer : May I see the registration for this vehicle ? 

Driver : It's not my car. I stole it. 

Officer : The car is stolen ? 

Driver : That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. 

Officer : There's a gun in the glove box ? 

Driver : Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the blonde bitch who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. 

Officer : There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?! ? 

Driver : Yes, sir. 

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: 

Captain : Sir, can I see your license ? 

Driver : Sure. Here it is. 

It was valid. 

Captain : Whose car is this ? 

Driver : It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. 

The driver owned the car. 

Captain : Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it ? 

Driver : Gun ? What gun ? ? 

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. 

Captain : Would you mind opening your trunk ? I was told you said there's a body in it. 

Driver : I said what ???? 

Trunk is opened; no body. 

Captain : I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. 

Driver : Yeah, And I'll bet the lying son-of-a-bitch told you I was speeding too !!!



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