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Среда, 22 Ноя 2017

SIGNS OF THE WORLD

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SIGNS OF THE WORLD

People in different countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. 
Here is a list of signs seen around the world. Travellers can relate !!!

Cocktail lounge, Norway:

LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

At a Budapest zoo

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors office, Rome

SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco

THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan

COOLERS AND HEATERS - IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

Car rental brochure, Tokyo

WHEN PASSENGER OF FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

In a Nairobi restaurant

CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER

On an Athi River highway

TAKE   NOTICE WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

On a poster at Kencom

ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer

DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

In a Pumwani maternity ward

NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

In a cemetery

PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

In a Tokyo bar

SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

In a Bangkok temple

IT IS FORBIDDEN FOR A WOMAN TO ENTER, EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Hotel elevator, Paris

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

Hotel, Yugoslavia

THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Hotel, Japan

YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest

IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist

TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

A laundry in Rome

LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

Tourist agency, Czechoslovakia

TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand

WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen

WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

On a sign in a Zurich hotel

BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

bargain basement store

"DON'T GO INTO ANOTHER SHOP TO BE CHEATED - COME IN HERE."

In a Budapest zoo:

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. 

In a Balkan hotel:

The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

In Japan about using the hotel air conditioners:

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself. 

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:

 Would you like to ride on your own ass? 

Sign outside a British night club

"CLOSED TONIGHT FOR SPECIAL OPENING."

Sign in a Paris restaurant

"WE SERVE FIVE O'CLOCK TEA AT ALL HOURS."

In a Paris hotel elevator:

Please leave your values at the front desk.

In the office of a Roman doctor:

Specialist in women and other diseases. 

In a Rome laundry:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

Sign in an American hospital

"GUARD DOGS OPERATING."

On a medicine bottle:

Adults: 1 tablet 3 times a day until passing away" 

Sign in a Tel Aviv Hotel

"IF YOU WISH BREAKFAST, LIFT THE TELEPHONE AND OUR WAITRESS WILL ARRIVE. THIS WILL BE ENOUGH TO BRING UP YOUR FOOD."

on a golf course

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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